Because Bananas and Cupcakes go together like...

It's Sunday. That means the best farmers' market in all the land is just a hop, skip, and a jump from my place today. Most Sundays I hop, skip, and jump over there and today was one of those Sundays. I hopped, I skipped, and I jumped--really, though, I take the long way there by walking about twenty blocks out of my way so I get a good hour of a walk in before I end up someplace that is really only about three-and-a-half blocks from my apartment--and I got the following:

~ a quart of Michigan raspberries
~ a pint of cherry yellow tomatoes, the sign said "sunshine" instead of "yellow" though and it may not have been "sunshine" it could have been some other word with "sun" in it because I don't remember exactly what color they called them, I just know it had "sun" in it and it could have even been two words, like "golden sun" or something, but I just had some of them in a salad for lunch and they were quite tasty
~ a quart of red, yellow, and orange sweet baby bell peppers
~ an oz. of snowpea and sunflower sprouts from the organic microgreens stand; I went to that stand because they have the tofu I love but I had already spent my farmers' market allotment on raspberries, tomatoes, and peppers, so I got some greens which were also in my salad at lunch.

I didn't eat breakfast.

And, in logic I'm learning that the ~ sign means "not" and it does not mean that in the case of my list; it's just there for decoration so my bullet points look pretty.

Anyhow, I should be doing research for my first speech of the semester. Not that I really need to. But, I should anyway.

I really want to type out all the ingredients that were in my salad. But, I won't. I'll restrain myself.

I'm excited about Chaz Bono on DWTS. I'm gonna use that in my speech. My speech is on RHPS. We have to pick a "cultural artifact" and do an informative speech on it. Chaz will be part of my introduction. Thank you, Chaz. May you win the mirror ball trophy for being a small part of the "attention-getter" portion of my speech. But, he will only come in after I slowly state some of the most important lines from the film, like "Don't dream it. Be it." I'm debating if I should throw "Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me, I want to be dirty" in there, or not.

Maybe.

I'm also debating if I should wear fishnets that day.

Maybe.

We're not allowed to use visual aids, so a boa is probably out.

But, maybe.

It's pass/fail, the first speech. Like, how could he possibly fail me if I wear a boa? How could any teacher fail a student who wears a boa? C'mon.

But, maybe not. Maybe just the fishnets. Or, maybe just my Rocky Horror tee. We shall see.

We shall see.

I'm debating if I should kind of speak negatively about the whole "Glee" thing, or if I should attempt to remain neutral. I think I'm supposed to attempt to remain neutral and just be informative, so that is going to be very difficult. Even more difficult is going to be trying to remain neutral about the remake. My goal is to get the kids to go watch the original instead of waiting to see the remake when it is eventually filmed and released sometime in the very near future. Ugh.

People today just aren't raising their kids right. They just don't realize that it's movies like RHPS that had one of the best underwater orgy scenes in a movie ever replete with two chicks smoochin' and one of them was Susan Sarandon (hotness) that paved the way for the following commercial set to begin airing on September 5th, thank you very much:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0lZuB1DyhM&feature=player_embedded

Sorry, I don't remember how to add videos right this second. So, you'll have to clickety-click.

Now, I know that The Kids Are Alright also had a lot to do with it. But, still.

And, Mark Ruffalo was totally uber-hot in that. God.

And, I totally need to purchase this product. K-Y even has a chocolate-strawberry deal these days. Pretty edgy, K-Y people, pretty edgy. I think they should do a banana and a cupcake flavour mix next.

I'ma write 'em a letter.














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