freedom and dread, dread and freedom
I haven't been able to sleep much lately.
Like, even more so than usual.
Sucks.
It's semester break, though, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
Being that I've been posting a lot of stories over the past few months, I thought I'd take these sleepless moments and write an actual post.
Being that I'm out of practice being Strumpet-like, this post is not getting off to a very good start.
Let's see what I can do to get myself into the Strumpet mindset.
Cock.
Anal.
Titties.
Big cock.
Big titties.
Ass
Fuck.
There we go.
Kinda like ridin' a bike.
(Why did I not put a period after "ass" but I did place a period after all my other ones? Hmmm....interesting.)
Not that I have anything juicy to talk about.
But, thinking about ass, dicks, and fucking sure does get the creative juices flowing.
So to speak.
I want to play a game.
And, I don't mean Words With Friends.
Although, as some of you know, I do love and adore me some Words With Friends.
But, I don't know what game to play.
And, there's the rub.
Like, I just want to get out there and play a game.
Where "there" is, I'm not even sure.
But, I want to play.
So, maybe I'll make up a game.
It'll be called: Ass, Cock, and Inspiration.
And, I will make up the rules right .......
......
..........
...
......
....
now.
Hmmmm.
I don't have any rules for my game.
This sucks.
I'm trying to come up with rules for my game.
It's not working.
I have a name for my game, and no rules.
What kind of a game-maker am I?
A sucky one.
I suck at Ass, Cock, and Inspiration.
That is all I know.
It is 3:05 in the a.m. and freezing out and all I know is that I suck at my new game.
I think I'm going to go back to posting stories.
I'll give this a go again another time.
Tally-ho.
Like, even more so than usual.
Sucks.
It's semester break, though, so I guess it doesn't really matter.
Being that I've been posting a lot of stories over the past few months, I thought I'd take these sleepless moments and write an actual post.
Being that I'm out of practice being Strumpet-like, this post is not getting off to a very good start.
Let's see what I can do to get myself into the Strumpet mindset.
Cock.
Anal.
Titties.
Big cock.
Big titties.
Ass
Fuck.
There we go.
Kinda like ridin' a bike.
(Why did I not put a period after "ass" but I did place a period after all my other ones? Hmmm....interesting.)
Not that I have anything juicy to talk about.
But, thinking about ass, dicks, and fucking sure does get the creative juices flowing.
So to speak.
I want to play a game.
And, I don't mean Words With Friends.
Although, as some of you know, I do love and adore me some Words With Friends.
But, I don't know what game to play.
And, there's the rub.
Like, I just want to get out there and play a game.
Where "there" is, I'm not even sure.
But, I want to play.
So, maybe I'll make up a game.
It'll be called: Ass, Cock, and Inspiration.
And, I will make up the rules right .......
......
..........
...
......
....
now.
Hmmmm.
I don't have any rules for my game.
This sucks.
I'm trying to come up with rules for my game.
It's not working.
I have a name for my game, and no rules.
What kind of a game-maker am I?
A sucky one.
I suck at Ass, Cock, and Inspiration.
That is all I know.
It is 3:05 in the a.m. and freezing out and all I know is that I suck at my new game.
I think I'm going to go back to posting stories.
I'll give this a go again another time.
Tally-ho.
posted by Strumpet at 2:50 AM
5 Comments:
It seems to me a game called Ass, Cock and Inspiration shouldn't have any rules. Or if it did the rules would say that there aren't any rules.
Much love.
"Freedom and dreadlocks, dreadlocks and freedom"
Ima reminded of the time I went to Dick's Last Resort in Las Vegas. You must be familiar with Dick's, Ima think there's one in Chicago. Anyway, Ima read a couple of the sayings on the Dunce Caps the wait staff so lovingly place on their customers - one especially get me goin' - it was being worn by a young mother, and she had two preteen girls with her ... "I like long walks on the beach after anal" ... ha ha, Ima laugh till my sides hurt and Ima think of you when I read it.
I'm seeing a die with six sides:
A drawing of an Ass (buttocks)
A drawing of an Ass (donkey)
A drawing of a Cock (rooster)
A drawing of a Cock (penis)
A drawing of Inspiration (light bulb)
A drawing of Inspiration (inhaling - your choice of how to portray it)
You and a partner each roll the die twice, and then you have to find a way to collaboratively draw or pantomime the combination you come up with.
Merry Christmas, Oh creator of the Ass, Cock and Inspiration Game! I hope you got everything you wanted, asked for, and needed.
Love,
~ Sir Wad
Oh, how I've missed Strumpetlicious! As Sir It said, you shouldn't need rules for that game. I think you should copyright this game using the die with the images that Devotee suggested. I'd be first in line to buy it!
xoxo
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